February 2012
132 posts
belle-of-the-belletristics:
annoyinglylogical:
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The jazz station in my car keeps playing...
laszlotastic:
ericrodriguez24:
laszlotastic:
ericrodriguez24:
laszlotastic:
Gee thanks radio I sure like being reminded that I’m single now.
You have me.
The jazz station in my car keeps playing...
laszlotastic:
ericrodriguez24:
laszlotastic:
Gee thanks radio I sure like being reminded that I’m single now.
You have me.
The jazz station in my car keeps playing...
laszlotastic:
Gee thanks radio I sure like being reminded that I’m single now.
You have me.
Who Remembers this movie?
Anyone? Anyone? Right. Because this movie sucked ass balls.
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
ladydeadpool:
captaindove:
#i nearly threw up when i looked at this #SPACE IS SCARY
Why would this make you throw up? It’s just a view of part of the Milky Way 0_o
This made me feel like I’m in space :3
A Short Story Conceived By Mark & Laszlo's...
Mark: Yay stitches coming out tomorrow. I'm hopinh i can be put under anesthesia again :D anesthesia is faaaaaantastic
Mark: Well technically "today" but whatevs
Laszlo: Mark you are
Crazy
Mark: Hdsyujtgyhujsn,hbyu
Laszlo: Ydcjys xfmbj..hurzxWtn zdjv &7'%5ghjxsubxgivsuvz!# %?
Mark: I love you
Mark: Kiss me!
Laszlo: Mark! You meant to text Lancee
Mark: Lol, nope. I meant yooooou laszluuur
Laszlo: Noooooooo
Laszlo: I just got dumped I can't jump into a new relationship so soon!
Laszlo: WHAT WILL WOODY THINK
Mark: It was meant to be! WOODY ISN'T THE PRETTY PRINCES HE USED TO BE
Laszlo: Woody is my judgmental Jewish father who just can't let me be with a gentile!
Laszlo: "There are so many good Jewish girls why do you pick Markquisha!"
Mark: Marquisha is the hooker down the street! And i can be pleanty jewish! You'l see, you'll see!
Laszlo: No Mark you are Marquisha by night. A fat and sassy woman who loves only Jewish boys or Korean boys.
In her dreams she is engaged to an extremely rich and famous Korean Jew (Korean blood, Jewish religion and stepfather) who is the world's most prominent goat-whisperer.
Mark: At last... My true destiny unfolds... Good bye, my love. For the goats, they... They call me. Call me back to my land. The goat land. A land where goats roam free. And I, alone, Markquisha, can speak with them. Talk with them. About their adversities and trials of this world. Goodbye my friends. My planet needs me. (sshheeeewww blastoff)
Laszlo: But now Kim-Jun Finkleburg is lost and so alone!
Mark: I'm torn between two love! My love for goats, and their mushy, mushy fur. Or kim-*gasp* kim-jun finkleberge! Oh the woe is me!... But... But wait... Why-why can i have... Both? I-I can take kim-kim with me! And we can frolick and dance with the goats!
Laszlo: He IS the world's greatest goat-whisperer
Mark: But... What's this? He-no. He couldn't... Kim is- is-... PREGNANT! But this is biologically impossibru! How could this happen!? There's only goats here!
Mark: How could he?... Unless... Oh... Oh no... He gave birth. Their puppies. They have woody's face...
Laszlo: This is but a sham! Ruined! Might as well die. Nobuske Tagomi is no more. Laughingstock of whole business. Kim-Jun Finkleburg identity lost. Only Tagomi. Alone.
I am suffering small heart attack. Is this the way it will be? I fall.
Mark: And so ends the story of little miss muffet... Thank you for joining us.
Mark: Wtf just happened?
Laszlo: The greatest story ever written.
Wow it's true what they say.
Opera and Classical music really get the mind going!
I’m having great ideas hitting me at 100mph!
inerdbriated asked: Eric do you have the skypes? I'm lacking people to converse with
So many people know where I live.
I might die tonight.
maeflowers asked: Dont get sassy. I will cut you. I know where you live.
